morton, wa 

Morton, WA is a small redneck hick town in Washington. You can find a lot of old cranky ass people and a lot of pot head hoodlums running the streets. Morton is known for its easy access to meth and other drugs. Morton is know for its high volume of teenage whores that fuck eachother boyfriends/girlfriends. It is also known for its infamous Chapman Road trailer park. Which is a main place that all the crack head druggie make and deal their meth. Good job Morton!

Man: Hey, do you know where I can buy some really cheap meth?
Man 2: Yeah. Go to Morton, WA.

morton, wa by torirae19 October 3, 2016

Mormon Piss Water

Slang for the beer sold in Utah which has a very low alcohol content. Got the name Mormon Piss Water from an urban legend which states "the mormons drink all the good beer and when they piss afterwards, they bottle it up and sell it to the general public."

Person 1: You drunk yet?

Person 2: No, and this is my 17th beer.
Person 1: You must be drinkin that Mormon Piss Water

Mormon Piss Water by YoungSully January 2, 2010

Anti Mormon Defense Wall 

The Rocky Mountains, on the Coloradan side.

"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."

Anti Mormon Defense Wall by Craig Chompson December 28, 2019

Shits on the wall moron. 

Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.

He's a real shits on the wall moron.

Shits on the wall moron. by buttermilkmeeks August 5, 2019