morning stoner

1. A waste of life
2. A waste of life who is so unhappy in their life that they have to get stoned right when they wake up to pass the day.

"Have you seen Jimmy at all recently?"
"Nah. he just sits at home playing videogames all day by himself"
"He's probably a morning stoner, that wanker"

by Pacman111111 June 5, 2009

morning bone and stone

Waking up immediately jerk off and smoke weed

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up

by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023

Say Infinity Stone (Thursday Morning)

A play on the song Say Amen (Saturday Night) by Panic! at the Disco written by Shrek Shady! at the Disco

say infinity stone (thursday morning) is lit

by Sarah Smiles February 14, 2019