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When a person by the name of Morjen and is bent, has multiple feelings for many guys, and can only last half a second, when seeing girls but lasts 2 hours with boys. he can watch lord of the rings in 2 minutes (3 hour movie). he loves big willy like Shane Diesels cock. He loves jews but not muslims and hates Jesus. He still eats prick sticks almost as he loves dick.He has crossed red eyes and has blonde pubes on his ears, when he shits he uses a whole role of tissue.
He is such a Morjen
morjen by thathotblondepube October 3, 2017
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morenikeji 

A graciously beautiful girl that is highly intellectual with an amazing body and oxymoronic characteristics
She is such a Morenikeji
morenikeji by Kejilezz July 25, 2018
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morjen • Morena • Morten • moreno • morgen • Morden • Morven • MOREEN • moren • morena clara

Viggo Mortensen 

A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days, Lord of the Rings, The Crew, Indian Runner, Witness, Psycho, Crimson Tide.
"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."
Viggo Mortensen by Rhysel Ash April 11, 2005

Morenike 

Morenike is a beautiful, intelligent, amazing person and means the world to everyone. Morenike is the type of person who would do anything for the people she loves. Morenike is a strong individual who would fight for anything she believes in until she succeeds. Morenike is the type of person who everyone should look up to. Morenike is one of a kind.
Everyone should be a Morenike
Morenike by Meg’s is amazing January 21, 2019
Morven is so gorgeous you won’t believe it. Morven is so kind and generous she will help you out any day. Don’t lose Morven as a friend cause she is an amazing friend and she is so trustworthy it’s unreal. Morven gets along with anyone and she will make your day. All the boys fancy Morven because of her amazing personality and how amazingly stunning she is. You are very lucky is u have Morven as a friend. Xx
“lets Go to the park” said Morven
Morven by Heyyymadudes October 25, 2018

guten morgen

good morning in german
"guten morgen"
(good morning.)
guten morgen by DA GERMAN BOMB November 8, 2010

Mortenism 

When a Norwegian male by the name of Morten displays his acclimation to American culture by using words such as "wat?", rapping in a Norwegian accent, uses phrases such as "that's what your mom said", and flirts with American girls, even though he finds Norwegian women superior.
Ms. Perfect: I think that's hot.

Morten: That's what your mom said (heavy on the Norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)

Ms. Perfect: Stop with your Mortenisms.
Mortenism by toripanda77 June 2, 2009
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