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morgamon 

A cross dressing person who appears to look like a pokemon. Generally found trying to skateboard or losing at super mario. Enjoys the company of boys, and transvestites.
Appears to be human-like, has scales and tends to slouch. When a morgamon begins to appear irritated it can lash out in acts of homosexuality.
"hey that guy looks like a morgamon!"
"eww look at that morgamons scales"
morgamon by omfghahalolwtf May 17, 2006
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morgmonster 

noun:
a morgmonster is a rare aggressive creature. it is not known exactly how many are in existence but it is believed that there is only one. Morgmonsters live mostly on soup and water and can get very aggressive if you try to take their food. Morgmonsters have about 50 to 60 mates in a year but as she matures she will have less mates and at some point settle down with one to make morgmonster babies. The morgmonster has red fur and when she doesn't want to be seen her whole body turns that color and she tries to camouflage. it usually doesn't work. Morgmonsters are very dangerous.They have razor sharp talons and fangs. although they have no upper body strength they are very fast and can kick hard. Zoos have yet to capture a morgmonster so if u ever see one in the wild DO NOT TAKE HER SOUP! otherwise they are perfectly harmless.

verb:
an insult comparing someone to the monster above.
"shes such a morgmonster"

"i dated a morgmonster, it was the worst three days of my life"
morgmonster by monster hunter February 14, 2009
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