When a man's asshole is so blown out from anal sex, that his sphinctor stops to work and he diahreas every time he shits.
Adam-Dude after I got rammed by that donkey boner I have a loose moose caboose!
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?
A large headed sloth-like moving dog that should be the caboose on a train but, thinks they are the engineer which results in them being constantly in your way.