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moonth

A period of 28 days or the mark of the end of a 28-day lunar cycle, which also happens to be the same as a woman's fertility cycle.

13 moonths fit exactly into one year. In pagan times, at the end of the 13th moonth it would be time for the King to be sacrificed and for the Queen to select a new man to be her King. The King's blood had to be poured into the ground to make the earth fertile again and the harvest plentiful, which is why they say that the number '13' is the 'unlucky number'.
"What on earth is going on out there?"

"Winter solstice blue moonth. Some poor bastard's going to be sacrificed so that the earth may bear fruit."

"Seems a bit rough on the bloke."

"That's what I said, but I obviously wasn't taking into account 4000 years of patriarchal tyranny."
by Stefanowicz January 3, 2009
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18 months

What means 5 years in the eyes of One Direction. It is a space of time, in which a band go on hiatus and lie about how long they will be gone.
you know one direction went on a hiatus for 18 months?”
yeah i do but i think it will be longer”
by larrystylinson08 April 15, 2020
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Monthly Listeners

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Spooky month!

It is a way of referring to October often used by kids. Also if you’re searching this up you probably came from Sr Pelo’s channel. If you didn’t, search up “it’s spooky month” on YouTube or just the inter and enjoy.
Guy 1: it is the spooky month!
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Shut up and drink your moonshine

Shut up and drink your moonshine is a retort to someone who has made a racist, redneck or bump kind of comment.
After hearing Cletus extolled the goodness of the KKK, partygoers told him "shut up and drink your moonshine!"
by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016
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