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Monster cables

Useless, insanely overpriced, mediocre quality brand of AV cables. Audiophiles, with their usual tendency to suspend all reason and common sense, spend hundreds of dollars on them but cannot tell the difference between Monster Cables and coat hanger wire. Famous for selling gold-plated fiber-optic cables, which further demonstrate their customers' astounding lack of actual scientific knowledge.
Who on earth would pay $485 for a wooden volume knob? Oh yeah, the same idiots who pay $100 for a six foot HDMI link from Monster Cables.
Monster cables by Texas Dex June 13, 2008

monster cables

Monster cables are the single best cable on earth. They are not overpriced and make a huge difference on your TV. They are the cure for cancer and they also ended nick lachey and jessica simpsons relationship.
man, did you download those new monster cables yet?

Monsterable 

VERB - A type of person that is a monster and adorable at the same time
Example: He's such a monsterable. He can be tough like a monster, but he's got an adorable heart.
Monsterable by Jane The Virgin September 14, 2018