mommy night

A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.

The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver

mommy night by tarajco4 May 9, 2014

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thats not what your momma said last night

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such

your ugly thats not what your momma said last night

thats not what your momma said last night by Groundhog July 26, 2006

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I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!

NW 79th Street in Miami is a street where ghetto hoes do the walk and turn their tricks. Basically it's an insult meaning your mom is a whore.

Willie says to Jefferson: "Damn nigga, your girl has big fat cankles!!"
Jefferson: "Oh yeah? Well, I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!!"
Willie: "Shit motherfucka, don't talk about my momma."

I saw yo momma on 79th Street last night!!! by StewieMiami May 6, 2011

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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