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A person who, like the restaurant, is average at everything and good at nothing.

Spending time with the person will never be memorable, just like spending time at Applebee's, unless you get a disease from them, as is commonplace from eating Applebee's food.
Man# 1: Don't invite Brad, that guy is boring.

Man# 2: He's not boring, he's just a giant waste of space who sucks at life... like a mobile applebee's.
by projectmantis August 02, 2008
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