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Mléko is when someone is totally out of his mind, doing loco things. It's a scenario when a person cannot think straight, often because of alcohol and/or drugs but it can also occur in a sober state. The person does strange things he never expected to do, which result is great video footage.

The word is used in the Netherlands, but it's originated from Eastern Europe. Mléko is Czech for 'Milk'. In Polish it's Mleko and in Croatia it's called Mleijko.
"Man, he's is mléko"

"We are going mléko tonight"

"This cab driver drives like a complete idiot! He sure is fucking mléko!"
mléko by Zuennas July 8, 2014
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Munching the Mekong 

When performing cunnalingus on a woman whose pubes have heretofore never been trimmed. The experience can best be compared to slogging through the Mekong River Delta c. 1968. The fear grips you. You're back in the 'shit!
Hesh: I met this chick last night. She was hot, beautiful and amazing. I took her back to my crib and we got busy. All was great until I hit the sticky place. Man, she was a beast! I was Munching the Mekong; she was so hairy.
Related Words
mlekorion mléko Meko Meeko mekom melkor Maeko melko Maleko Maleko and Fleko
Meaning "of Mars the God of War; Warlike" A boy who is extremely caring, fun to be around, and chooses to never give up. Worries about his friends and tends to befriend a ton of hot chicks with his personality. Doesn't show anger, until required. If you meet one, the chances are that you will find something about him that you love and would want to stick to him forever.
Jack: Is that who I think it is?
Bobby: Oh shit, it's Male-
Girls: MALEKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maleko: ...Are you all alright?!
Maleko by McFusroDah September 21, 2013
A person with a huge bald head and enjoys acting anal about any activity he/she carries out.

A Mekon is always right and will never lose - unless you are a lady and can have your way with him.
Hey Matt, did you see the Mekon Smash?
MEKON by Angel 1 February 26, 2013
A Mieko is a beautiful girl that is always smiling. She is fun to hangout with because she doesn't care about your weird quirks.
"Dude she's a Mieko! You didn't realize how hot she actually was!"
mieko by girlfriendwhisperer April 10, 2017
Mekonia is a girl who is a thick,juicy sexy looking girl who often has it with the Polynesian boys. She is beautiful and has thighs like a goddess. She is sensitive and ver emotional and has a habit of falling inlove easily. She has a smile that lights up the room and her amazingly loud laugh. She gets stuck in boys heads all the time because of her beauty and her booty. All her haters have no booty
Mekonia has a nice and juicy booty
That Mekonia must be on crack
Mekonia is mighty fine

Mekonia stole my boyfriend again

All the boys like Mekonia
Mekonia was screaming my name last night
Mekonia by Tau Arthur Lua December 11, 2013

Mekong River delta mudshark 

Generally an asian (Vietnamese, Cambodian or perhaps Filipina or Chinese or Korean even) female that dates a black guy.
I like Dave Chappelle a lot, and he certainly has a nice little Mekong River delta mudshark for a wife.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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