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Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
by MyCatThinksItsADog January 10, 2011
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