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Tissue for your Missue
When someone has to hand a grown man a tissue for his mommy issues because he is acting like a little bitch.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Example: Someone could say “Do you need a tissue for your missue” or missues if it is pleural or there are multiple mommy issues one is crying over.
Frank do you need a “tissue for your missue” because you are complaining about your wife again!
Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
Sarah asked David “Do you need a tissue for your missue, David?” because he is crying about his gf Beth again; Something about his dinner being cold...
Tissue for your Missue by WickedHellamean November 8, 2018
Mishu
short and very cute/pretty love to be around her and she will leave you with good impression. faithful, honest. will stand up for the truth. she is a fighter will not give up. colorful, makeup & dress nice. Mishu can talk and walk like a robot . too much love in her heart but needs to know when to stop helping others. if u see find a mishu dont let go and mishu will keep u in life with love
can you help me. sure i can be a mishu
i need a mishu friend
i wana be stronger then rock, ok so be a mishu
i need a mishu friend
i wana be stronger then rock, ok so be a mishu
Mishu by TrueIllusion November 2, 2012
Milburt
Funny Tweets, funny videos, and a direct descendant of the Putnam family(G.P. Putnam's Sons). Milburt is a revival of the Satanic Rockefeller bloodline. First appearing in 2011, Milburt has been on a steady rise ever since.
Player 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Milburt?
Player 2: Yes! I read his Tweets and watch his videos every day! They are so funny!
Player 1: Watch them more closely next time...
Player 2: Yes! I read his Tweets and watch his videos every day! They are so funny!
Player 1: Watch them more closely next time...
Milburt by A. Weishaupt September 30, 2012
Travel Missus
When you're backpacking through a foreign country and meet a girl who you fall in lust with. These relationships can last days, sometimes even weeks. People often mistake this for you being a serious relationship from all the selfies she is posting on creepbook. In actual fact, you're just banging her until you move onto the next country and find a new travel missus.
"Did you hear Cormac is getting serious with Holly?"
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."
Travel Missus by Travelboi October 2, 2014
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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