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A quick one word description that you can just throw out at anyone at anytime and quite possibly anywhere. You can use MIKOC within a sentence, or by itself in a one word phrase. Most commonly used form of MIKOC is when talking about the good times you had with your girlfriend, their girlfriend, their mom, or anyone of many family members that would take offence. You can get some serious ownage going on if you place MIKOC in the right sentence and say it at exactly the right time. It will take a few uses of MIKOC until you get comfortable at throwing MIKOC out just anywhere.

MIKOC could be meant to say "My Cock" but you say it so fast and without a pause that noone outside of the loop will even notice MIKOC being used.
So Jon... Last night when I was with your mom, I pulled out MIKOC and gave her the danza. Who's the boss now!?
mikoc by Potaki September 3, 2005
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mitochondria 

The powerhouse of the cell, also used as a way to somehow turn on your significant other
BF: whispers the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
GF: I am suddenly horny
mitochondria by Zaniel December 18, 2017
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Chlorophyll mitochondria 

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex
We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria
Chlorophyll mitochondria by Xhosa is September 27, 2018

mitochondria 

It's the powerhouse of the cell.
If i go to jail my nickname will be mitochondria, because i will be the powerhouse of the cell.
mitochondria by hop55 May 25, 2017
Yae Miko is the most beautiful women in genshin impact that I ever seen. Pls come home Yae omg I have 25k primogems for you mmm just pls come home my beautiful queen.
A: Who is Yae Miko?
B: she is the most beautiful women in genshin impact.
A: ok Yae simp.
Yae Miko by Noami_chqnn August 19, 2021

Mitochondria 

The powerhouse of the cell.
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Mitochondria by The Founf Lord August 29, 2017

Miroculous 

Synonym of drunk, pissed, rat-arsed.
"I must have been miroculous last night..I've got a hell of a hangover."
Miroculous by Darren Frenrith October 16, 2008
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