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Someone so white and respected that the only possible comparison is to the life-giving, god-protected substance male sperm. However, this isn't just any sperm, the pronoun MY is attached, giving it the protection and loyalty of the user. Thus adding biblical consequences for mistreating such sperm.
Don't mess with Mikeum, that kid deserves respect.
mikeum by Mykeum August 19, 2016
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MikeMGTV 

A big buff daddy bicon who one day hopes to have as many subscribers as he dose hook-ups
i'm gonna have MikeMGTV tonight
MikeMGTV by kdicti January 28, 2021
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MikeMGTV 

A Jersey, himbo who is lost in the world of WeHo gays. He used to be known for being fired from every job he has had, most notably being fired from the Abbey and being fired for putting bread in this thicc ass on national television. Now he is a successful Bicon who deserves way more recognition than he gets.
I would let MikeMGTV absolutely RAIL me, respectfully.
MikeMGTV by YxngKxng February 5, 2021

MikeMGTV 

MikeMGTV is a(n) internet personal who is well known throughout the streets of Los Angeles, California. MikeMGTV has been featured on the show "Beach Club" by Lindsay Lohan in 2019. He is known on Youtube for spreading peanut butter & jelly all over him, baptizing himself in 100 beers, talking about his dating/sexual experiences (good or bad), and his work experience at the "The Abbey". With all the madness MikeMGTV goes through his crazy life, he is still able to entertain his audience on Youtube and on his podcast "MessyPod" and make Mac giggle and wheeze every 5 minutes.
"MikeMGTV baptized himself in 100 Beers and didn't get any views and no sponsorship from Budlight"
"MikeMGTV been doing Youtube for 10 years and still at 100k subscribers.....MAC...HELP!"
"MikeMGTV still can't find my remote to turn off my tv that's been on for two days straight"
MikeMGTV by MessyPodFan January 27, 2021
Referring to Mikem Johnson, a founding member of the St.Martin's Boys, a league of gay rapists from the early 1980's in Toronto, Canada
"My ass is so sore that I feel like I get the ol' Mikem treatment last night in High Park"

Chrishem: I woke up in a puddle of my own ass blood this morning!!

Colin: Sounds like a Mikem wake up call

Both: *Giggle like silly queers*
Mikem by Dave Roy February 11, 2013

MikeMGTV 

A top who wants to bottom but can’t because it hurts too god damn much.
I really wanted to bottom for Mac Daddy but I totally pulled a MikeMGTV.
MikeMGTV by Dvani February 2, 2021

mikemgtv 

funny, emphathetic, loud, unapologetic, italian american youtuber. unhinged but wholesome.
he's queer he's here, he carpes that diem.
he's a treasure.
mikemgtv? doesn't lindsay lohan owe him money?
mikemgtv by nootnoot69420 January 28, 2021
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