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midlie crisis

Realizing halfway through a fib that you're going to be called out on it. Usually triggers a spree of reckless embellishments to cover over the logical gaps.
I was telling my boss I was late because of traffic, but then I remembered he lives near me and I had a midlie crisis. I told him I took a different route to pickup my kids, and then explained I had just adopted children this weekend...
by Jungok January 25, 2010
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Midlife Crisis

When a person regrets how they have lived his or her life, and they attempt to 'correct' their mental issue in a variety of ways which usually always harms themselves or those closest to them.
Bob: "Hey Tim, how's it going brah?! I just had a revelation. I realize I hate my life up to now and feel like I jumped into this marriage. I'm planning to divorce my wife and am gonna sell this stupid station wagon. Pretty badass huh?"

Tim: "Umm, Bob? You're 47 years old. You've been married for 24 years, have 3 kids and another on the way. And what does brah mean? I think you're having a midlife crisis, you might want to rethink this. I mean you have a plastic hip and a pacemaker!"

Bob: "Nah you're crazy brah, I already asked that hot intern out and put a down payment on a Corvette. Life is gonna be great. And let's keep that pacemaker thing on the downlow."

Tim: "But you'll have to pay child support, alimony, and still have your 'great life' to pay for."

Bob: "Timmy my friend, that's what credit cards are for."

Tim: "Whatever. Enjoy bankruptcy."
by Zastro November 28, 2009
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Midlife Crisis

The reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway.
Fred: What's with your dad's car?
Joe: Midlife crisis.
by maxaddicted August 30, 2010
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Midlife crisis

When a man approaches midlife and buys a Porsche to seem young and cool
I am worried about James, I think he is going through a midlife crisis, he just bought a Porsche and now thinks he is younger.
by Ionlyspeakthetruth90 November 9, 2018
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midlife crisis

"When an old man buys twenty lamborghinis." -Diggy Simmons
"A man with a midlife crisis buys a corvette, a man with a lamborghini has no crisis." -Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons
by logitechamerica June 20, 2007
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I'm having a midlife crisis

if this gets published i'll Indiana Jones laso my dick and swing on it
I'm having a midlife crisis please helm me HELP! OH GOD!

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by Baznigger April 25, 2019
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midlife crisis

The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.
He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary.
by Dudette March 23, 2005
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