middle decker

Related to the upper decker, this is when you take a crap onto the closed lid of a toilet. It gives a quicker reaction than an upper decker, while not being as damaging in the long run.

"Yo, Johnny left a middle decker on our only toilet! Now I gotta use the bushes!"

middle decker by Detonatornova June 26, 2006

Dickerson Middle School 

"Hello everyone. Here at Dickerson, we take pride in torturing our students with endless amount for bookwork, homework, classwork, tests, and more work! After you complete a project, you will immediately be given another so that you have no chance to go home and have fun. Our main goal here is to be the number #1 in the state. Luckily, not only destroying our student's lives have helped, but the million dollars all of the parents of the rich kids donate every month! Excuse me, I must yell at a student for having their skirt over an inch above their knee -"

*Innocent Asian girl with glasses walks by carrying textbooks in a skirt that an inch and two centimeters above her knees*

"HEY YOU! CHANGE! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!"

"But... but... *bursts into tears* I'm wearing this outfit because after school I have to go to a funeral. My grandpa died of cancer two days ago...""

"Yeah yeah, I don't care! Go change, b*tch!"

*Little Asian girl runs away with tears streaming down her face*

"As I was saying... Dickerson Middle School is a wonderful school to go to. We deprive you your freedom of speech and to choose where you sit, where your locker is, what your elections are, even where you breathe! Recently we added this new rule: Whether you're in the sixth, seventh, or eighth grade, you must ALL walk in a neat, orderly line! Yes, just like you did in third grade! Now I must go yell at some more children for not turning in their overdue library books. Goodbye!"

Girl 1: "God I hate Dickerson Middle School."

Girl 2: "I know right?! They now even make us walk in lines!"

Mrs. Brink: "GIRLS! YOU ARE NOT SILENT AND WALKING IN A LINE! IN MY OFFICE NOW!"

Dickerson Middle School by Sad student at dickerson February 19, 2012

Dickerson Middle School 

Some will say hell, I say worse , the teachers want you to be 100% perfect. The percussion and band director Scott brown is super strict and forces his students to write essays for talking a few times while there is a sub. The dress code is INSANE and the students are stuck up and entitled or a complete outcast.

Ex: we moved to east Cobb so our kid could go to Dickerson Middle School but she refuses to go back to hell and stays awake all night crying

Dickerson Middle School by Kewlcat2017-6th-grder April 2, 2017

Dickerson Middle School 

The most nazi middle school in Georgia. At DMS, the administrators and teachers will go to any measure to maintain its "#1" status, even if it means destroying the self esteem of its students. The student population consists of rich snobs, asians, goths, and 1 black person.

My time at Dickerson Middle School was the worst 3 years of my life.

Dickerson Middle School by triggertrig May 3, 2005

Dickerson Middle School 

Hell on Earth!! The worst school in the world!@@

BOB: I AM A FAGIT
JOHN:THEN GO TO HELL, BETTER YET GO TO dICKERSON mIDDLE SCHOOL AND LOOK AT MRS.MANN.

Dickerson Middle School by ADAM April 10, 2005

Dickerson Middle School 

Hey! We are a great school! We have terrible substitutes and dont let our students use their phone during lunch or FAF. The dress code is to obscure for the girls and the boys just cant wear Tank tops. We also dont let our students make a club or choose what they want to learn. We also dont take kids who need academic help seriously. The teachers also sign everyone's agenda even if their doing nothing. Oh! A kid is choking himself.

Kid: *Choking himself*

Teacher: What are you doing young man? Give me your agenda! Im going to sign it for disrupting the class.

Anyways, we teach stuff that is not needed and even though these kids are in social studies, lets have them write an essay on how Africans saw colonialism. Some teachers dont even teach the class! We dont support any kids interests. We have a thing called DMS challenge and instead of teaching kids not to bully, they ignore it and continue to bully. If we have FAF in the gym, we don't let the students stand up because why not.

Girl 1: ugh i hate wearing jeans it's like, almost summer break.

Girl 2: IKR! and we can only wear t-shirts or long sleeves, also saggy shorts suck.

Meanwhile in another group,

Girl 3: I want them to support me and my programming career, but that python class is for 8th graders and we are only in 6th

Boy: Yeah, im also failing reading. But the thing is, no one is helping me! Dickerson Middle School sucks.

Dickerson Middle School by Huge Nerd and Weeb March 9, 2019

middledicker 

/ˈmɪdldɪkər / noun

The middledicker, a new form of flipping the bird, involving one buddy's hand and the other buddy's boner.
Taking a fist and holding it up like you would be flipping someone off, your buddy would then line up his erect penis behind the fist where the middle finger would be, thus creating the illusion of flipping the bird.

Can also be accomplished alone.

"Hey Dan, Steven just cheated at beer pong. Let's give him the middledicker."

middledicker by Dicker November 11, 2013