micmackin' 

When two people pow-wow over the attractiveness of someone else who they were either just prior in contact with or within earshot to them and who has now left their space.

(Evolution of 'to mack on someone')

Scenario: two coworkers just made a beautiful customer a coffee at their place of work, but that customer has now left.

Coworker one: dude, that customer was a attractive! Drop every thing now, you need to start writing wedding vows!

Coworker two: nah , I saw you mac on that customer hardcore.

Enter coworker three: y'all micmackin' in here?

micmackin' by Ikarus February 3, 2014

Butts McCrackin 

The term used for a person, generally blue collar labor, whos pants seem about 10 sizes too big, especially when bending or stooping.

"I had Butts McCrackin come over and fix the drain in the tub this morning."

Butts McCrackin by Macabre (EJR) July 31, 2008

Craig McMackin 

an arrrogant son of a gun who can very often be the most loving and sweet man around.

Great at headshots.

I was watching a show called P.A.R.T. when Craig McMackin came in and said, "That guy Marcus wishes he had my acting skills." and yelled, "Showstopper!", then he handed me a birthday card he made out of macaroni and heart stickers.

Craig McMackin by Harley Falls December 31, 2011

Mcjackin it

When one of your friends or relatives are being rude and angry almost like you are when you are watching porn and your mom calls you and you get rude and angry as you fight to keep your boner.

Damn my mom was being such a McJackin It stupid tree fucking faggot as bitch mom

Mcjackin it by Me.Parkson October 17, 2015

McMacken

A mistake made often when one attempts to say 'McChicken,' a type of sandwich from the McDonald's restaurant chain. Tends to result in the confusion of both the consumer and the cashier/drive-thru attendant, as no one really has any idea what's being said.

"Okay, I'll have a Big Mac, large fry, a Coke, a McFlurry, and a Mc.. McChick.. Mc.. Mac.."

"I'm sorry?"

"McChick.. McMacken? I'll have a McMacken."

"I, uh, well.. Say again, please?

"Uh, McMacChicken.. Uh.. -walks away without order-

McMacken by Sheamus O'Rly January 9, 2010

Stuffs McCrackin 

Noun - A person who, after masturbation gets old, "practices" guitar, all day.

- A person who never pays anyone back, even though he gives his word he will. Later on you might find out that this creatures word is as crooked as its fingers.

- This ego might seem to be all this creature has. Except maybe the dimebag in his pocket.

- Do not talk about a female of any sort around this creature, it will get very angry and bark "BUHH" at you. Will not stop until it's message is clear- It's pissed and wants to hear nothing more. Example of the use of mating call/cry of anger: "BUH, there he is!"

-Never question this creature, you will be sorry. It will pound it's "reason" into your head until you end up going crazy.

Person A.) Buh, shut up. No one cares. Buh!

Person B.) But man I....
Person A.) Buh, sdfiwefvdfvdfuck!(???)
Person B.)......
(conversation ends)

WARNING: never let this thing in your car, it might break the shit out of whatever is in the car, or throw tea and stain the interior of your car.

-Haha, you gotta hear this, I saw this Stuffs McCrackin, creepy looking thing, running across the road the other day. It was crying out a lot so my friends and I ran it over, put it out of its misery.

Stuffs McCrackin by Flip the Billy February 24, 2011

McMackin'

v. the act of pulling hos while on the job as an employee at the golden arches. The ability to do this on a regular basis will result in the person being known as McMackdaddy

Man, that dude works drive through all the time and he constantly get women's phone numbers..he is straight up McMackin'.

McMackin' by jordanjoe20 June 20, 2014