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A mgaff is to be a being so stupid, fat and think you know everything. Most of the time the mgaffs will probably bleed hot pockets instead of blood. Most of the time is on the computer and cant get off or get a life. This poor species is rare so don't kill an mgaff if u see one just report it to the local zoo, animal museum or animal shelter.

Can also be used as a noun and an adjective
Noun: To be extremely fat, lazy and love eating hot pockets (most commonly used as an insult)
Adjective: A way to say obese and lazy without using both words.

Bob:Hey Jim i saw an mgaff yesterday

Jim:No way are you sure? they're usually just fat nerds.

Bob:No Jim im sure i saw it bleed hot pockets.

Peter:Hey Melinda how bout you stop being so stupid?

Melinda:Well Peter at least im not an mgaff

Little Kid:And the new kids stupid, acts mean and is an mgaff.

mgaff by tots13617gamertag February 4, 2013

Words you can keep

Peter Maffay

A famous german singer.
Often (at least in Germany) used to strengthen a negative statement.
Mostly used in online gaming.

Me: I'm lagging like Peter again.
Other Radom Guy: Like Peter Maffay?

Peter Maffay by fishkiller2406 June 25, 2016

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mgaff • maff • maffew • Maffins • maffing • Maffle • maffed • maffis • Maffina • Maffise

quick maffs

A form of mathematics used by Roadmap Shaq to express how quick he can preform "maffs"

Roadman Shaq: 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3, quick maffs

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Maffis

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That’s a maffis dog

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maff

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I ain't doing too good in maff class.

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If you are considered a "Maffu", you are generally innocent and adorable.

"Matthew Muir you are SUCH a Maffu!" - mummy
"a luvaz oo mummy" - maffu
(:

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Mom, Maffucci called my work a piece of shit, and called me dumb!

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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