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1. (adj.) metso - a metso a person who turns everything they touch to shit
2. (n) metso - a metso someone who never gets pussy
3. (v) metso - to metso to fuck something up
1. "Hey that guy is such a metso... he broke my dick"
2. "Everyone at that party last night got laid... accept for that metso"
3. "That dumbass completely metsoed our party"
by Moneyiggz December 31, 2016
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