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/meat-so/
1. (adj.) metso - a metso a person who turns everything they touch to shit
2. (n) metso - a metso someone who never gets pussy
3. (v) metso - to metso to fuck something up

1. "Hey that guy is such a metso... he broke my dick"
2. "Everyone at that party last night got laid... accept for that metso"
3. "That dumbass completely metsoed our party"

metso by Moneyiggz December 31, 2016

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Mesothelioma

If you or a loved one was diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation

But really, Mesothelioma is just this rare form of Cancer

Mesothelioma by SmolGinger April 13, 2017

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Sweet Meteor Of Death

Also known as SMOD, is a meme in the conservative blogosphere. Faced with frustration that no conservative candidate for president in the 2012 US presidential primary season seems to be getting enough votes to prevent perceived moderate Mitt Romney from winning the Republican nomination, conservative bloggers alexthechick, slublog and laurww created the SMOD meme and endorsed SMOD over Mitt Romney in the presidential primary. "Sweet Meteor Of Death" is a giant meteor hurtling through space, headed for the planet Earth, and is expected to wipe out all life on Earth.

Sweet Meteor Of Death promises to end budget deficits...permanently.

Sweet Meteor Of Death by stitchintime March 14, 2012

Mesothelioma

The disease you only know about because of those annoying commercials.

*Inhales*

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma call now; you may be entitled to compensation.

Mesothelioma by TH47 June 1, 2018

mesomorph

A body type of someone that gains muscle easily, is bursting with muscles, loses fat easy, has a V shaped back, thick skin, large penis and a tough jaw. Can throw around ectomorphs like rag dolls.

Typically a very sexy body type. Women that don't want a vegetarian-anorexic-looking ectomorph like these types.

Famous mesomorphs, Vin Diesel, Arnold Schwarzanegger, Bruce Willis, LL Cool J and Optimus Prime

mesomorph by mesomorphian September 1, 2010

merso

A person who is happy on the outside but sad and depressed on the inside

Person 1: you seem like a merso

Person2: I know

merso by It’s by anonymous May 28, 2020

Meteorleft

A meteorite that moves left

Holy shit that meteorite just became meteorleft now its not gonna hit us!

Meteorleft by Werrywit May 29, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026