metso

/meat-so/
1. (adj.) metso - a metso a person who turns everything they touch to shit
2. (n) metso - a metso someone who never gets pussy
3. (v) metso - to metso to fuck something up

1. "Hey that guy is such a metso... he broke my dick"
2. "Everyone at that party last night got laid... accept for that metso"
3. "That dumbass completely metsoed our party"

by Moneyiggz December 31, 2016

Mesothelioma

If you or a loved one was diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation

But really, Mesothelioma is just this rare form of Cancer

by SmolGinger April 13, 2017

Sweet Meteor Of Death

Also known as SMOD, is a meme in the conservative blogosphere. Faced with frustration that no conservative candidate for president in the 2012 US presidential primary season seems to be getting enough votes to prevent perceived moderate Mitt Romney from winning the Republican nomination, conservative bloggers alexthechick, slublog and laurww created the SMOD meme and endorsed SMOD over Mitt Romney in the presidential primary. "Sweet Meteor Of Death" is a giant meteor hurtling through space, headed for the planet Earth, and is expected to wipe out all life on Earth.

Sweet Meteor Of Death promises to end budget deficits...permanently.

by stitchintime March 14, 2012

Mesothelioma

The disease you only know about because of those annoying commercials.

*Inhales*

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma call now; you may be entitled to compensation.

by TH47 June 1, 2018

mesomorph

A body type of someone that gains muscle easily, is bursting with muscles, loses fat easy, has a V shaped back, thick skin, large penis and a tough jaw. Can throw around ectomorphs like rag dolls.

Typically a very sexy body type. Women that don't want a vegetarian-anorexic-looking ectomorph like these types.

Famous mesomorphs, Vin Diesel, Arnold Schwarzanegger, Bruce Willis, LL Cool J and Optimus Prime

by mesomorphian September 1, 2010

merso

A person who is happy on the outside but sad and depressed on the inside

Person 1: you seem like a merso

Person2: I know

by It’s by anonymous May 28, 2020

Meteorleft

A meteorite that moves left

Holy shit that meteorite just became meteorleft now its not gonna hit us!

by Werrywit May 29, 2022