metaglyph

1.) A life lesson reduced to a symbol. 2.) A complete collection of such symbols. Throughout life we learn lessons. When we reflect on any one lesson we can create a mental picture of it and reduce it to a symbol.

The theory behind The Metaglyph is to reduce one's life lessons to an ordered collection of symbols for the purpose of clarity.

The lesson: Man who squeeze lemon get sour juice. The lesson here is not to be surprised when things get overly ugly when we press an issue with a nasty person.

The metaglyph might be as simple as a large circle denoting the lemon above a small circle denoting a lemon drop.

by morther July 21, 2009

metagayphasis

the transformation of a straight person to a gay person

“bruh wtf isd this my birth certificate says angel that’s not my name, also i feel a sudden urge to sign up for grindr”

“dude ur undergoing ur metagayphasis”

by audiopoison July 18, 2021

metalephobia

the fear of commiting to the hard rock awesomeness that is metal music and or any sub genre of metal

All she listens to is Green Day and Blink 182, they're weak, she must have metalephobia

by procacola April 9, 2015

metalphor

A portmanteau of "metaphor" and "metal", referring to the use of heavy metal songs or lyrics as a representation of less tangible (or audible) ideas.

"My girlfriend getting way too clingy. I don't know what to do anymore."
"Four words for you: Run To The Hills."
"Iron Maiden! Nice metalphor, sir. So ... should I break up with her over text or email?"

by metalphor September 10, 2011

metroglyph

Graffiti writing left by vandals, commonly referred to as 'tagging'.

Bro, check out the sic metroglyph on that train car.

by riselordvader75 March 12, 2012

Metaliphobic

The fear of listening to metal. Some people who are sluts and simps. Some motherfucking Christians might try to take metal artists to church, get 69 candles, invite 420 people on a fucking Sunday with a cross trying to believe in the fucking lord because they fucking thing was fucking satan himself trying to get world domination. This is really the society we live in. Also, (nice grammar) lookup metal with the media and see what happens

Hey fucker, you metaliphobic? Go get a life bastard

by IhaveHIV May 4, 2020