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Yet another sad poonless loner with absolutely no life, who has taken up hammer ---; , hytham's torch as the Urban Dictionary editor with the most time on his hands. Currently at 532,860 decisions (351 per day), he would have spent 4.2 years of non-stop editing everyday in between jacking off to tentacle hentai porn in his parent's basement alone in the dark, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and beer cans, sweating profusely in his greasy t-shirt and semen-stained underpants. Occasionally his mother yells at him to get off his fat lazy ass but she has secretly given up all hope of him doing anything with his life. Thus mertqq's only solace is the fact that he has made the most decisions on urbandictionary.com where he spends all his nights checking the 'Users' list from time to time to ensure his decision-making superiority remains uncontested.

Congratulations mertqq.
hammer ---; , hytham has moved on, it is possible he found a job, but most likely he has simply died of diabetes or other complication from his obesity. It is only a matter of time mertqq succumbs to his poor lifestyle and diet, and someone else takes the torch.

Will it be you?
by Young Reezie October 12, 2010
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Jun 14 Word of the Day
Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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