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melbostad 

A seemingly straight man, generally of average intelligence and aesthetic, normally smelling of strange scent and is highly questionable as an individual. Most likely to come out of the closet once they stop inflating their own ego to overcompensate for the questionability.
He smells fruity and drinks mojitos but has a girlfriend... what a Melbostad.
melbostad by Hahauthot June 2, 2018
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melostatic 

the feeling a New York Knicks fan gets before tip-off of a home game at Madison Square Garden
Bob and Paul are at Madison Square Garden...
Bob: Man i am so hyped for this game today, Paul! How are you feeling?
Paul: Bro, I am nothing but melostatic!
melostatic by KCfromNYC March 10, 2011
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melbosha 

black man or men sneaking into white familys house, with the intention to scare or harm the little white children. Using accient armor or covert camo gear. Usually resulting in white childrens lunch being stolen. It is said that only white children can see the black man/men before the attack. usually attacking at night because there black and they blend in.
harpoon missle - melbosha music video
melbosha by nicco November 19, 2004

Mellostalgic 

To feel nastalgic for the future.
Thinking about finally moving to the big city makes me feel mellostalgic.
Mellostalgic by Leeto Steve September 26, 2019

Melnostalgic 

The feeling of missing something or someone from your past but that memory be tainted in some way due to current circumstances.
“I miss hanging out with them but they’re so toxic now!”

“So you miss them but you don’t?”

“Yeah, I’m feeling hella melnostalgic.”
Melnostalgic by Mininerd_ August 12, 2023
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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