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mega black

1.A Man Of Uber Blackness.

2.The Blackest of Negroes but usually acts as they are white instead of black trash.
3.Has the Largest of Black Cocks.
Jenny: Look at that Mega Black Man over there.
Sandra: Oh, I didn't even See Him.
Jenny: Yeah, because he's mega black you klutz.
Sandra: Oh my, i think i see what you are talking about...
mega black by MEGA BLACK April 6, 2017

Mega black balls 

A black man with enormously big balls that they swing around on the daily
“I just saw john with his mega black balls”

Mega-blackhole 

A blackhole that's larger than average, but not as large as a supermassive one, (aka. an intermediate blackhole).
'Two average-sized blackholes merged to form one so extraordinarily large that it became a mega-blackhole (Nickname: 'The Mega'), but even that is nothing compared to the size of a supermassive blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).

mega backdoor roth 

In the same evening, if you make two deposits during anal sex.
I thought I was done for the night, but after my refractory period, I was able to finish off the evening with a mega backdoor roth

megablocks 

A term used to replace alcohol, or any alcoholic substance. Mostly used around adults, police officers, or in school. sometimes shortened to just megas
yo bro, got any megablocks for the party?
megablocks by mkd for life May 16, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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