meatyB 

the term used for when one gets dicked down by mattyb

So basically I flew out to Atlanta and MattyB picked me up from the airport and he took me to his house and when we got there he asked wanna feel meatyb and I was like hell yea and fucked.

meatyB by meatybraps March 6, 2017

meatball parade 

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

meatball parade by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

meaty beaty

Someone who walks around work like they own the jawn, gets paid more than everyone else. Paid to stand around beating their meat.

That new guy doesn't do shit, he's such a meaty beaty. But ya know, he earned it!

meaty beaty by Radicalbatical March 18, 2019

meatymarley 

The creator and the sole definition of "Jaun Deaging Fools"

Dom - "Marley - Did You Just?"

MeatyMarley - "Jaun Deags Are Back Baby"

meatymarley by Ziality October 14, 2019

meaty cunt 

A vulva with big and protuberant pussy lips (just the inner or both).

"Many men like and prefer meaty cunts "

meaty cunt by Willhelmina Plowes May 7, 2015

Meatbot 

A person whose responses on social media are so knee-jerk predictable and poorly thought out that they would fail the Turing Test.

OMG that Trump supporter just responded to 1,279 examples of Trump’s lies with only “Fake news.” What a meatbot.

Meatbot by AltScalesOfJustice August 31, 2018

meaty chud

A healthy log of turd

Mr. Garrison" Who left the meaty chud in the urinal"

meaty chud by Bmart165 December 20, 2007