meatyB

the term used for when one gets dicked down by mattyb

So basically I flew out to Atlanta and MattyB picked me up from the airport and he took me to his house and when we got there he asked wanna feel meatyb and I was like hell yea and fucked.

by meatybraps March 6, 2017

meatball parade

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

meaty beaty

Someone who walks around work like they own the jawn, gets paid more than everyone else. Paid to stand around beating their meat.

That new guy doesn't do shit, he's such a meaty beaty. But ya know, he earned it!

by Radicalbatical March 18, 2019

meatymarley

The creator and the sole definition of "Jaun Deaging Fools"

Dom - "Marley - Did You Just?"

MeatyMarley - "Jaun Deags Are Back Baby"

by Ziality October 14, 2019

meaty cunt

A vulva with big and protuberant pussy lips (just the inner or both).

"Many men like and prefer meaty cunts "

by Willhelmina Plowes May 7, 2015

Meatbot

A person whose responses on social media are so knee-jerk predictable and poorly thought out that they would fail the Turing Test.

OMG that Trump supporter just responded to 1,279 examples of Trump’s lies with only “Fake news.” What a meatbot.

by AltScalesOfJustice August 31, 2018

meaty chud

A healthy log of turd

Mr. Garrison" Who left the meaty chud in the urinal"

by Bmart165 December 20, 2007