meatditch 

A derrogatory, off-collar, and usually cheap reference to the pussy, vagina, cunt, snatch, etc., especially when referring to a female who is nothing more than a "semen receptacle".

(Gentlemen to intoxicated woman at a bar who's just told him to sod off): "Seeing as I bought your last 7 rounds, I'd say your meatditch is mine tonight."

meatditch by Billy Dale S. November 27, 2006

Metabitching 

Bitching about other people bitching.

Did you hear how Mike wrote that article about how stupid people are that are complaining about how bad TV is? That was one great metabitching article.

Metabitching by Mike Flynn September 22, 2004

meatdick 

a meatdick is a dumb, muscley bro that is always worried about one upping other people and outdoing others with his toughness. usually they are overly aggressive as well.

Brad: "Oh yeah josh, you think thats a lift? my ford f150 is lifted at least 3 times that, bro"

josh: "Fuckin brad, quit meatdicking me."

meatdick by Dr. Jim Halpert the third January 18, 2008

Metawitch 

/ˌmedəˈwiCH/

Noun

1. Person who makes the metaphysical tangible
2. Classification of a person or people who practice witchcraft involving the belief that everything in the universe is energy and manipulating that energy can bring about desired results. These people don’t believe in a God(dess) as some other witchcraft based religions.

3. Term used by the Coven of the Wild Wood to describe their unique views on their relationship to the universe and its energies.

4. Bad Ass

Being a metawitch allowed me to manifest what I need in my life.

Metawitch by Coven of the Wild Wood May 28, 2018

Metabitching 

Bitching about bitching.

My sister will never stop metabitching about that bitch Caroline who was all "you should never wear that shirt again."

Metabitching by arudnoh August 7, 2011

meat ditch 

A female who tries present herself as someone with character, but is really only interested in getting laid.

"Melanie comes off with a 'Holier Than Thou' attitude with everyone. But at the end of the day she is just another meat ditch."

meat ditch by sauer power August 9, 2006

munch meatwich

In foosball it is when the defense's shot is hit immediately back by the forward offensive player into the goal

I won that game on a munch meatwich

munch meatwich by Monson May 13, 2005