A male of questionable sexual orientation; generally exhibiting undeniable sexual promiscuity, laziness, underdeveloped -or absent- cognitive powers, and lacking athletic prowess. In total: a terrible specimen of the male species.
dude, do you know where inaki is?
-um, i dont know who that is.
you know...the huge meattart.
-oh.... i think he is slezzing it behind the port-a-potty.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"