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Massachusetts Meat Lovers 

A girl from Massachusetts (or anywhere else) enthusiastically performs felattio on not one but two penises simultaneously
I don't think Miranda is hungry, Ron and I gave her a Massachusetts Meat Lovers for lunch.

Meat Lovers Deluxe 

The act of ordering or "paying" an Italian man to have sex with you.
I can't wait to get off of work and have a "Meat Lovers Deluxe"
Meat Lovers Deluxe by T-Savage August 30, 2016

Meatlover's Exchange 

The act of many men passing a jar of meat sauce in a circle and dipping their balls into said meat sauce
Garry: greetings, josh, whats up
Josh: nothing much, last night me and dan played the ol' meatlover's exchange with a bunch of our feiends
Garry: interesting endeavor

Meat lovers pizza  

one who keeps a optional partner on the side as a back up plan

comes from the movie Tommy Boy when Chris Farley tries to order chicken wings
"yea she turned me down, but I still have that Meat lovers pizza that works at the mall"

or

friend: "dude how did you get that girl to go out with you?"

person: "It didn't matter anyway I hooked up with this Meat lovers pizza at work last night"
Meat lovers pizza by schaft February 29, 2008

meat lovers 

grotesquely disgusting faces, usually plauged with acne or herpes.
Did you think cherie was hot

hell no shes a meat lovers.
meat lovers by penishandler May 2, 2011

meat lovers phase 

When a currently straight man used to sexually experiment with other men.
Link: “I had a meat lovers phase”
Rhett: “Is that a euphemism?”