meat looker 

When you are in the locker-room changing and/or using the bathroom someone tries to look (or stare) at your meat (dick)
it breaks about every locker-room conduct code and is about the worst thing you can do
***WARNING***
Meat looking can get you beat up, called gay, and any combination of those 2

Guy 1: Yo dont go in the lokcer-room when Mike is in there
Guy 2: why not
Guy 1: Cause he's a meat looker
Guy 2: ok thanks for the heads up

meat looker by bob-keith October 12, 2006

meat locker 

a vagina packed full of loose sloppy roastbeef. looks like a taco full of deli sliced meat. overuse and over stretching can make a meat locker out of a pussy

With one look at Amanda's meat locker I knew she had spent alot of time getting pounded by huge cocks.

meat locker by bhap August 24, 2006

meat locker 

A Slang term often used to mean a vagina or the sort.

Hey, i want to put my weiner in you meat locker.

meat locker by Andrew Hirsch April 21, 2006

meat locker 

a nickname for a really cold room in the house due to a major draft. this usually happens when u live at a really old apartment with low maintenance.

manager: where ever apartment u choose, dont do this one. the master bedroom is a freaking meat locker!

meat locker by nobody else here April 24, 2018

meat lockery 

To adhere to the qualities of a butcher's meat locker. Not to be confused with meat locker. Noticeably cold.

While everyone was complaining of the 100 plus degree heat, I was in my cubicle where the air was meat lockery.

meat lockery by Bestine September 28, 2008

Baby Boomer meat locker 

a locker that contains the guts, muscle, and tissue of generation of the boomers

ok Tabitha is dead. Now what?
Put her remains in the Baby boomer meat locker

Baby Boomer meat locker by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

phantom meat locker 

A party where you believe people will be sexually available and interested in you, but are mistaken and fail to find a partner.

I was psyched to go to that new club to hook up, but it turned out to be a total phantom meat locker.

phantom meat locker by Gussamer May 1, 2019