max weiner

a jack ass who thinks he is the shit

NEWS FLASH MAX...you are not

no matter how much money you pay, you will never EVER get head; and yes you WILL die a virgin

no one likes you; get over yourself and leave the touching of your dick to yourself...PLEASE

a jackass with no life and with a tiiiinyy ass dick

by 4YOURinfo April 1, 2005

Max Weinberg

1. Drummer in the Max Weinberg 7 along with such notable characters like La Bamba.
2. See "God"

"I Love Max Weinberg's serious face stare with Conan...my dream would be for a whole show of late night to be just Conan and Max staring eachother down"

by Dave Henney July 23, 2004

Max Weinberg

1. A pedophile. He lures young jewish girls into his clutches with his amazing drumming and then plays bongos on their ass.

2. A cool guy.

Man, I wish I had the ultra-cool pimp aura of Max Weinberg! He's the white jewish Shaft!

by awkward silence August 29, 2004

Max Weinberg

1)one of the coolest drummers ever, for the Max weinberg 7

Max Weinberg plays very well

by Stephanie April 13, 2004

Max Weinberg

-A nickname to anyone that has a dull (yet profound) stare.
Perhaps the most lovely Jewish man on Television.
-See pimpdaddy

Max Weinberg could kick your ass with his drum sticks.

by Amy Marie May 3, 2005

Max Weinberg

Best drummer to ever live. also very cute

Dude: have you ever see Max play?
Chic: oh yes, he is dead fine!

by Cassie October 17, 2003