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Crazy Old Maurice

Belle's father on Beauty and the Beast. He was old. He was crazy. And his name was Maurice.
" Crazy old Maurice, heh? "
Crazy Old Maurice by ressecup April 24, 2009
Maurice a.k.a. Mo/Moe, is a real man and a boss among bosses!

Usually a man of few words, when Maurice speaks, people listen, and things get DONE!

Maurice's are protective of friends and family, hard workers and natural born leaders.

Maurice will usually avoid drama, but will not easily back down from a challenge.

Maurice can be a big flirt, so he has a lot of female friends. Maurices usually have a beautiful but crazy wife so they avoid flirting to aviod any female getting harmed.
Happy wife happy life is what a Maurice would say.
Maurice by Smarty 2017 March 14, 2017
She Can Be The Most Amazing Girl You Ever Meet , Hides A Lot Of Her Pain By Laughter And Being Funny. When She Loves Someone She Really Loves Hard. If She's About You It's Only You And No One Can Stop Or Sperate That From Her. She Has A Great Personality Very Upbeat , Athletic ,Great Cook , Great With Kids And Is All Around A Fantastic Person. But Take That As A Weakness She Is Very Strong And Not Scared To Show Shes Boss .
Hey Martrice Nice He Today.
Martrice by Juicy Kidd January 7, 2017

maurice jones-drew 

At 5'7" 212 lbs, the halfback Maurice Jones-Drew has become widely accepted as one of the best 2nd round picks of the 2006 NFL Draft. Currently playing for the JAX Jaguars, MDJ ran for 13 touchdowns and 941 yards off 166 carries, at an average of 5.7 yards per carry in his rookie season, despite only starting one game, playing the rest behind Fred Taylor. He also got 436 yards receiving, including 2 receiving TD's. He returned 31 kicks at an average of 27.7, with one touchdown.
Maurice Jones-Drew is too small to have an impact at HB in the NFL...it worked at college but- oh crap he's great i'd best shut up
maurice jones-drew by Jonny.07 January 17, 2007

Mauriced 

When someone tells you they need to say something important but then they just send you a picture of Maurice from the Madagascar franchise
Betty: Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini

Raini: what
Betty: this is so bad
Raini: what happened
Betty: *sends photo of Maurice*
YOU HAVE BEEEN
MAURICED
Mauriced by mauricelover6969 February 23, 2021

dirty maurice 

A Dirty Maurice is one who is a freak in the bed but seems so innocent outside of it. Will rock your world... sometimes best of both worlds. Someone you want to go back to and always talking about.
I can’t believe he left me with a dirty Maurice. I can’t stop thinking about him.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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