masturbio

Masturbio
A person who hates another person for beeing able to do what he cant,

This type of person is known to childishely.insults and accuses of cheating the one that is better than him.

In the mind of a MASTURBIO the only logical reason on how someone be so much better than him is that he cheats.

Masturbios iare also known as losers, retards, idiots, dicks, ignorants, RB bitches, Jombus etc....

Yeah bro ur a big fat masturbio...Jombus

This guy is telling everyone that im a cheater and and an asshole because i keep killing him in a video game. He is such a masturbio.

by SethVII7 October 7, 2011

masturbaginity

The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched by your own hands, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

I'm almost ashamed to say Nikki Cox took my masturbaginity.

by TB82 January 16, 2009

Masturbacation

1) Where you can't afford a real vacation so you sit at home and jerk off.

1a) Jim: what did you do over spring break?

Tom: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.

Jim: that's gross.

b) Jim: What did you do over spring break?

Stacey: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.

Jim: that's hot.

by sexyleg March 9, 2010

masterbitch

A very nasty woman; the mother of all nasty women. A woman of questionable ethics.

That masterbitch got me kicked out of the theater.

by travelmop February 9, 2010

masturbaceous

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

by netteach March 14, 2003

Masturbitionist

A person who publicly masturbates, while in the nude, ie. to perform the act of masturbitionism

My neighbor and his boyfriend are masturbitionists.

by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

masturboxing

A man who beatboxes while masturbating.

I was sitting in the bus the other day when I heard a guy behind me beatbox, so I turned around and saw that he also was masturbating. I was like... "WTF, MASTURBOXING?"

by Sarahreen September 30, 2009