marquisy

A person who calls to make sexual appointments.
In the lyrics to the song "Me so horny" by 2 Live Crew, MARQUIS is the one calling for a sexual favor:

Picked up the telephone and dialed the seven digits.
"Yo this is Marquis baby, are you down with it?"

Thus the saying MARQUISY was created

"She's SO MARQUISY right now"

marquisy by olk,jmnhgby April 23, 2008

marquis de lafayette 

The Lancelot of the Revolutionary set

America's favorite fighting Frenchman

Is taking this horse by the reigns, making redcoats redder with bloodstains

Marquis de Lafayette goes to France for more funds and comes back with more guns. And ships.

marquis de lafayette by SPNHamilFan April 25, 2017

marquis de bod 

This describes one who is sexually kinky but has a great body.

The weightlifter was known as the Marquis de Bod in the bar scene.

marquis de bod by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2016

mercury grand marquis 

Produced 1975-2011
The flagship full-size sedan of the Mercury marque for the entirety of its lifetime that remained almost completely unchanged from 1983 onward. It was the mid-level variant of the Ford panther platform, positioned between the Ford Crown Victoria (LTD) and Lincoln Town Car as a moderately upscale body-on-frame, V8 engined, six-passenger sedan. It was largely marketed toward an elderly demographic that appreciated its decidedly traditional appeal and didn't want to see it changed. Eventually, however, the generation who had kept it in production (and, realistically, the entire Mercury brand for that matter) died off and only a small but fierce band of metro hipster cucks and southern hicks remained to petition its inexorable demise.

Notable features included: genuine fake wood inserts on every single interior dash and door panel, superbly soft dual bench seats for elderly keisters, a chrome-clad three or four speed automatic transmission column-shifter for ease of usage by arthritis-afflicted hands, a capacious trunk to be used for nothing other than hauling bags of hand-crocheted doilies, and an utterly isolating suspension and power-steering system to prevent intrusion of any kind from the outside world during the weekly twenty kilometer per hour joyride to the bingo hall.

Phyllis used to own a blue '99 Mercury Grand Marquis--that is, until she backed it into the Sears display window. Her family always said that car was too much for an old woman to handle.

mercury grand marquis by Vidame April 18, 2017

Grand Marquis

An American sedan, build by Mercury at Ford's St. Thomas Assembly Plant in Canada. Built on the Panther Platform, along with the Ford Crown Victoria, Lincoln Town Car and Mercury Marauder, the Grand Marquis is an upscale version of the Crown Vic.
Like the Crown Victoria and the Town Car, the Grand Marquis is also powered by a 4.6 liter SOHC V8 and built on a body-on-frame structure. All Panther Platform vehicles are front engine and rear wheel drive.
Whilst this Mercury is mostly favored by seniors in the US, is it one of the most popular daily drivers in the Middle East, since they are large, durable and affordable.

Who cares if people think the Grand Marquis is a car Gramps drives around it? It's the most comfortable car I've ever driven!

Grand Marquis by Panther M75 May 3, 2006

Marquise-itis

A disease originated by Marquise-the-fucked-up-bandido. Diagnosed by doctors, this disease causes people to royally fuck up. #mini sinep

Friend: damn, I just fucked up
Me: you just got Marquise-itis

Marquise-itis by The AAC December 27, 2015

Marquis 

An adorable fun loving boy who has a great attractive personality everyone loves especially the ladies. He is funny and very athletic but basketball is and forever will be his main sport. Family and friends are very important to him and he will always stand up for them. Not to mention he's the best boyfriend a girl could ever have which is a shame because he is usually single. This is just an all around amazing person.

Sarah: hey did you catch the game last night
Brianna: of course my bae was playing

Sarah: you need to make a move on Marquis you guys are perfect for each other
Brianna: I know that's why I'm asking him to the dance this weekend

Sarah: Yass you better hurry before he ends up with Loretta

Brianna: I'll never let that happen

Marquis by The Ultimate Ninja November 1, 2016