mardaan

Mardaan is a hardworking guy with 60 jobs and drives like he's robbed a bank. Obsessed with finches and no one knows why. Secretly likes Christmas films. Claimed to have 3000+ instagram friends at one time. Professional chilla.

"I have some birds I need to find a home for"
"Oh cool. what type?"
"Finches"
*Calls Mardaan*

by emzi em November 23, 2021

mardaan

a professional chilla, mardaan is a hardworking guy with 7 jobs, obsessed with finches, claims to have 3000+ friends and used to lick bricks as a child. drives like hes robbed a bank. secretly likes christmas films.

“i have some birds i need to find a home for”
“oh, what type are they?”
“finches”

*calls mardaan*

by emzi em November 23, 2021