mallad duck

Ditching your friends to go pound out a girl/guy. Aka peter

Leaving leonard to go pound out a girl and never come back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.

by Mallad duck August 12, 2016

The Mallard Duck

A sex move where the male is normally in the missionary position. Before completion, the male will stick a piece of lit dynamite into the woman's vaginal area, and time his load perfectly in reference to the fuse of the dynamite. This will result in the explosion of his male reproductive system into the woman's vagina, hence the term "Mallard Duck."

"Baby, I want to try The Mallard Duck tonight."

by ekgi November 10, 2018

mallard duck

Used in jobs where you are an instructor. You make this the perfect lesson plan, so when you stop caring about your job and a supervisor shows up to evaluate you, you look awsome.

Key Phrases in George Bush mallard duck speach: freedom, peace, oil

by Matt$ April 26, 2006

mallard._.duck__vr

mallard._.duck__vr has bad internet but is still good at gorilla tag, if he had better internet he would probably be better than sleet_vr/aceyninjavr

mallard._.duck__vr has bad internet.

by mallard._.duck__vr March 21, 2022

Mallard Ducks

A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.

I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe

by shnow lady December 9, 2019