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mall trout

Any person who, when walking through a mall, travels opposite the normal flow of traffic (left side instead of the right). Derived from the peculiar mating rituals of trout in which they travel upstream to spawn.
The mall was packed yesterday, and the mall trout didn't make things any easier.
by DownWithGravity April 3, 2010
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