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1. An accessively large person

2. The Maori (Native New Zealand) word for obesity.

Source: Makatea
1. Did that guy have 6 hunger busters?! What a Makatea!

2. Hello, My name is name is Tom and I suffer from Makatea.
makatea by Danlikesmen January 27, 2008
Words you can keep
someone who is gifted in many ways.
She was admitted to the Brown, Columbia, Dartmouth, and Princeton because she is Makahea.

Every guy fantasizes about a Makahea.
makahea by emericav November 8, 2011
Related Words

Makabeasting 

An adjective composing of the slang term 'Makagoy' and the common phrase 'ba-ba-ba-beasting it' - to be used in verb form to mean to completely destroy an opponent, make a phenomenal play or generally to 'makabeast' it just like they do in the 'ing sesisons' - do something personally really well or to achieve a goal you have been aiming for with the Gwalla squad. Generally, the usage of this word if for when one is in the process of or performing the action of a makabeast; the verb format of this word.
"Hey Lawrence, you are playing really well" said Mark.

"Yeah kid, I'm makabeasting it' - replied Lawrence.
Makabeasting by makabeasterjscan November 2, 2018
Makata is an amazing best friend. He is always there for people even if he has his own issues to handle. Makata is caring and loving and no body doesnt want a Makata in there life. Makata is a amazing advise giver. He is really funny and i love him as many things but he will always be my bestie
Makata is an amazing guy
MAKATA by Ang04 April 24, 2020

Manatease 

Noun: A female surfer or beach bum who presents herself as easy or promiscuous, but who is actually prudish or unapproachable.
Dude! She'll never put out: she's a total manatease!
Hakuna your makatas!
makata by PABLITO February 26, 2018
The best last name gods ever made in the whole universe. Usually belongs to a bad ass mother fucker, first name also Makata or Kamohelo
Samuel L Jackson is a bad ass Makata
Makata by Samuel M Jackson June 11, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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