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mastrophobia 

Get away from me with your giant knockers woman, don't you know I suffer from mastrophobia!
mastrophobia by boredoflife26 August 12, 2012

Mastropaolo 

Mastropaolo typically an Italian male, almost godlike due to his sculptured appearance and masculine facial hair. Women want him for themselves, guys want to be him. The usual penis length ranges from 11 to 13 inches. Also, a master in any trade you can think of. Usually a starting athelete. Usually goes for the hottie in a group but from expirence realizes the hot ones usually have the most problems, which then found the formula of finding out which girls are bitches and which ones they can stick their dick into for eternity. If you find a mastropaolo, don't pursue, if its meant to be, he will pursue you.
Example 1:

Girl 1: omg Susie, do you see that sexy man over there?

Susie: yeah I've been staring at him all night. But he's a mastropaolo, so I'm waiting for him.

Example 2:
Rick: look at that dude. Makes me want have an absence of dick so I can be with him.

Ricks gf: I know what you mean. Mastropaolo's do fuck so good. (looks over at Rick and starts crying)
Mastropaolo by The Master of Paolo February 3, 2010

Mahontroll 

Fucker de la vida, actua desde las sombras, se mea en la cara del @m0scar
Mahontroll gana de nuevo
Mahontroll by Migkar June 15, 2013

Masstrophy

Have you seen Jim? He has suffered some major masstrophy, bruh!
Masstrophy by vinyinnyincy July 20, 2016

matastrophe 

A subcategory of catastrophe involving a fiery demise.
The Hindenburg was a matastrophe.

Mastroperos 

And strawberry blonde haired crazy bitch who doesn’t take shit from no one. Don’t mess with her. She will come at you with her tits. Beware, she knows everything before it even happens. She has bat ears and can hear your conversation from a mile away
That mastroperos is coming at me with her tits