mahostrop

a gay wannabe nerd who looks like dis white version of steve urkel.seems like the kinda person who would be smart but is really retarded and everyone hates him, even the teachers

you act like a know it all but you know nothing. your acting like a mahostrop. i hate you.

by yuma July 12, 2007

mastrophobia

An irrational fear (phobia) of breasts.

Get away from me with your giant knockers woman, don't you know I suffer from mastrophobia!

by boredoflife26 August 12, 2012

Mastropaolo

Mastropaolo typically an Italian male, almost godlike due to his sculptured appearance and masculine facial hair. Women want him for themselves, guys want to be him. The usual penis length ranges from 11 to 13 inches. Also, a master in any trade you can think of. Usually a starting athelete. Usually goes for the hottie in a group but from expirence realizes the hot ones usually have the most problems, which then found the formula of finding out which girls are bitches and which ones they can stick their dick into for eternity. If you find a mastropaolo, don't pursue, if its meant to be, he will pursue you.

Example 1:

Girl 1: omg Susie, do you see that sexy man over there?

Susie: yeah I've been staring at him all night. But he's a mastropaolo, so I'm waiting for him.

Example 2:
Rick: look at that dude. Makes me want have an absence of dick so I can be with him.

Ricks gf: I know what you mean. Mastropaolo's do fuck so good. (looks over at Rick and starts crying)

by The Master of Paolo February 3, 2010

Mahontroll

Fucker de la vida, actua desde las sombras, se mea en la cara del @m0scar

Mahontroll gana de nuevo

by Migkar June 15, 2013

Masstrophy

Weight loss due to muscle atrophy.

Have you seen Jim? He has suffered some major masstrophy, bruh!

by vinyinnyincy July 20, 2016

matastrophe

A subcategory of catastrophe involving a fiery demise.

The Hindenburg was a matastrophe.

by EngineerNotPhysicist October 28, 2017

Mastroperos

And strawberry blonde haired crazy bitch who doesn’t take shit from no one. Don’t mess with her. She will come at you with her tits. Beware, she knows everything before it even happens. She has bat ears and can hear your conversation from a mile away

That mastroperos is coming at me with her tits

by Alexanderr the Greatt June 27, 2018