mastrophobia
mastrophobia by boredoflife26 August 12, 2012
Related Words
mahostrop • Mahontroll • Masstrophy • Mastropaolo • Mastroperos • mastrophobia • matastrophe • Man Strop • Mastro Polo
Mastropaolo
Mastropaolo typically an Italian male, almost godlike due to his sculptured appearance and masculine facial hair. Women want him for themselves, guys want to be him. The usual penis length ranges from 11 to 13 inches. Also, a master in any trade you can think of. Usually a starting athelete. Usually goes for the hottie in a group but from expirence realizes the hot ones usually have the most problems, which then found the formula of finding out which girls are bitches and which ones they can stick their dick into for eternity. If you find a mastropaolo, don't pursue, if its meant to be, he will pursue you.
Example 1:
Girl 1: omg Susie, do you see that sexy man over there?
Susie: yeah I've been staring at him all night. But he's a mastropaolo, so I'm waiting for him.
Example 2:
Rick: look at that dude. Makes me want have an absence of dick so I can be with him.
Ricks gf: I know what you mean. Mastropaolo's do fuck so good. (looks over at Rick and starts crying)
Girl 1: omg Susie, do you see that sexy man over there?
Susie: yeah I've been staring at him all night. But he's a mastropaolo, so I'm waiting for him.
Example 2:
Rick: look at that dude. Makes me want have an absence of dick so I can be with him.
Ricks gf: I know what you mean. Mastropaolo's do fuck so good. (looks over at Rick and starts crying)
Mastropaolo by The Master of Paolo February 3, 2010
Mahontroll
Mahontroll by Migkar June 15, 2013
Masstrophy
Masstrophy by vinyinnyincy July 20, 2016
Mastroperos
And strawberry blonde haired crazy bitch who doesn’t take shit from no one. Don’t mess with her. She will come at you with her tits. Beware, she knows everything before it even happens. She has bat ears and can hear your conversation from a mile away
Mastroperos by Alexanderr the Greatt June 27, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
hobo loko
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
God Shot
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026