magunt

When a male reaches such an extreme weight that his gut forces his penis to recede inside of him creating a vagina like chasm; effectively developing into the male equivalent of the female condition know as a "gunt." See "gunt" definition for further details.

Tom's fabulously cavernous magunt was so fetching the Lance could barely keep his hands off him.

After days of searching in the darkness, enveloped in the smell of rotting Cheetos and dried feces, Barry had found it; the fabled magunt both haunting and beautiful.

by AIDS Mcgee January 16, 2011

MaCUNTa

When a girl has a name such as MaKeena and she is a total bratty snob and a bitch and most would say she is a total "CUNT" So most people just refer to her as MaCUNTa and it sounds almost the same but this girl is a cunt and goes by MaCUNTa.

MaKenna is so fucking bitchy and stuck-up because she is gonna stay home and play with her Dogs and not go to the peep rally with us! Well that's so typical of her and that's why MaCUNTa has no friends!

by Jillian SlurpyDogPussy Quist-J June 4, 2020

Magenta Skye

The force behind this being is so powerful that it cannot be explained to normal man. Harness it and you will be rewarded with all of the women in the land of plenty. Breasts that hang so low await you. Vaginas dripping with life. Do you want this power? Can it be used for anything else? What is there left to be said that hasn’t been? 30 days and 30 nights. That’s what you must ask yourself. Am I worthy?

John: I went for Magenta Skye and lost my way

Greg: what happened?

John: she was tight and toned but Magenta Skye came down from above and told me my time was through.

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

Cheeks magunda

When something is bad. Usually referring to spawns or internet connection in the console shooter, Call of Duty: Black Ops II.

Made famous by the series "2v2 with Sharp and Moho" and the Team FeaR organization.

"I got the cheeks magunda spawn."
"We spawned over in magundaland."
"Last night my internet connection was cheeks magunda."

by Ahinch February 3, 2013

Magundi

shortening of salmagundi, often refering to a smelly female genitalia

Guy 1: "that chick from the club had that straight tuna magundi"

Guy 2: "it smelled straight outta the can"

by cwhalenfan April 26, 2011

Magunda

Magunda is a term for something bad, and can be used in many ways.

I just got the magunda spawn or Plaza Search and Destroy.

This kids shot is straight magunda.

This host is straight cheeks magunda.

by Magunda February 2, 2013

Magurt

an all purpose word, used in any phrase in any context. can be used as verb, adjective, adverb, noun, pronoun. It is also useful for talking in code. you may replace the word " magurt" with any word you would like to keep private.

Verb uses: "stop magurting me. " (stop bothering me )
"magurt away from me. " (get away from me )

Adjective uses: "That girl is magurt." (that girl is exceptionally attractive )
" You're magurted." (you are under the influence)

Adverb uses: "He ran away from that dog all magurtly." (he ran away from that dog quickly)

Noun uses: "That guy is such a magurt." (That guy is such a bastard)
"Hide the magurt." ( Hide the substance)

by Thomas georgebetter July 7, 2006