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macklemored

When your hair dresser fucks up and cuts your hair so that you end up looking like Macklemore.
“Dude! What the hell happened to your head!? “

“I got Macklemored”.

Macklehorny 

mak-luh-hore-nee

1. The act of being horny for the rap singer Macklemore (aka Ben Haggerty)

2. When someone feels intense sexual desires for Macklemore

3. Wanting/loving/needing Macklemore so much, that you don't know what to do with yourself.
If only I could get me some Macklemore, I have been so dang macklehorny lately!

Last night I had a dream I was having sex with Macklemore. I woke up humping my pillow. I guess I must be macklehorny.

Just hearing Macklemore rap makes me almost die of macklehornyness.
Macklehorny by MacklemoreLover April 23, 2013

Macklemorality

Hipster ethics, backed up by Macklemore lyrics.
Equality, Pseudo-Sobriety, and Thrift are the three pillars of Macklemorality.
Macklemorality by macklemoralist September 16, 2013

mackarel 

Holy mackarel!
mackarel by mnidaydwisww March 22, 2011

macklemouth 

having a mouth like Macklemore. overall a wide apendage, having full beige lips that blend back into the face
Chris Pine has a macklemouth, and so does Macklemore
macklemouth by pretz March 25, 2013

Kieran Mackaye Howard

The hottest hotty bad boy, gets all the girls.
Kieran Mackaye Howard has 36 different girlfriends, a girlfriend army per se.