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Undoubtedly one of the premier rock bands in Chicago's underground scene.
Vocals - Q
Lead guitar - Dan
Guitar - Kevin
Bass - Eddie
Drums - Johnny
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"That Machete Monks show last night blew me away!"
"GODDAMN! I did know the Machete Monks were that good."
by Oh holiest one December 16, 2004
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