lustmuffin 

A plausibly deniable nickname for an individual or a very good friend for which you want to pretend that you have no sexual attraction to. Commonly used as a greeting or petname.

"Hey there lustmuffin." (translation: Wow you're really hot, but I'm too chickenshit to outright say so. I hope you know what I mean.)

lustmuffin by yonderTheGreat December 9, 2008

Dustmuffins 

One who enjoys the company of men and derives pleasure from objects inserted betwixt his buttocks.

An old man's testicles.

That man isn't just gay. He's dustmuffin-gay.

The lady just kicked grandpa in the dustmuffins!

Dustmuffins by `Raptor June 5, 2005

lugmuffin 

A particularly bulky man, who is also dumb.

That bartender is such a lugmuffin.

lugmuffin by femlib12345 April 28, 2023

Dustmuffins 

A term used in a video game to describe someone after they have crashed into something and died.

Wow that Dustmuffins just crashed that jet into that crane and died.

That Dustmuffins has no skill in driving or flying vehicles in this game all he does is just crash and die.

Did you just see that? That Dustmuffins just killed himself by accidentally running that jeep off of a cliff.

Dustmuffins by SnipeRaven July 1, 2005

LulMuffins

1.adj
Used to accentuate the acronym Lol
This is usually used when the target
of your statement has been Owned
or Pwned

Guy1: Dood, he got crit in the face...
Guy2: Yeah he got roflpwnt!
Guy1: Lulmuffins...

LulMuffins by Roflwagon August 24, 2008