Lurtle 

A mythical creature; a hybrid between a Lion and a Turtle. The Lurtle is a lion with the shell of a turtle on its body. They can swim and move on land. They can be found in the deepest areas of the ocean or the highest places of the safari. Lurtles are the rarest creature in all of existance and will probably never be found, unless a lion and a turtle.. Ya know, do the with with each other... Some how..

The lurtle swam in circles watching the zebra dance

Lurtle by King of thy Lurtles March 14, 2015

lurble 

1. A word often used in awkward or uncomfortable situations, used to break the silence.

2. Can be compared to the awkward turtle

Boy: will you go out with me?

Girl(doesn't know how to respond): Lurble

lurble by giggles1993 June 11, 2009

Lurdle 

(Lur-dul)

A lurdle is someone or something, typically an animal, that acts stupidly, slowly, or opposite of what it should.

Also a noise made by children with their mouths.

"Look at Bobby, he's such a lurdle when he throws his food"
Or "That dumb lurdle dog of ours is chasing cars again"

Lurdle by Dabd S January 11, 2017

Lurple

An explanation or answer to a question that sounds logical at first but after thinking about it, is clearly flawed or outright wrong.

A good application of this concept is when making "lurple" answers to multiple choice questions. You want answers that sound like they might be correct but in fact, are wrong.

Another example of a lurple is when a someone tries to explain Intelligent Design rationally. Or their explanation as to why the Earth is only 6000 years old. The only way to succeed is to bypass the intellect with lurples.

The word originated in McLean, VA by a local High School Freshman in early 2009. (He was trying to come up with a word that rimed with purple.)

Lurple by YDIman April 28, 2009

Lurlene Mcdaniel 

Lurlene Mcdaniel is a famous author.She has written over 60 young adult books.She was born in Manitoba, Canada in 1944 though she has lived in the USA most of her life. She is well-known for writing about characters struggling with mortality and chronic illness. Her characters have suffered from with cancer, diabetes, organ failure, and the deaths of loved ones through disease or suicide.She first started writing books about stuff like this when Her son Sean was diagnosed with Juvenile Diabetes at age 3.Many people across north america are in love with her books.I would only reccomend reading them if you aren't afraid to have a good cry while reading

Lurlene Mcdaniel is famous for writing such series as: The One Last Wish Series, The Dawn Rochelle Series., Journery Of Hope, The Angels Trilogy, And the Angels in pink Trilogy.Some of her newest released books are: Breathless(May of 2009), Prey(2008), Hit and Run(2007), And sometimes Love Isnt Enough(2006).

Lurlene Mcdaniel by babyIsabella July 21, 2009

lustless 

When you'd rather smack a fucker than talk to him.

While drunk, a lady tried to fistfight a few people for fun. They say she was feeling wrodie and lustless.

lustless by Lauren Maria September 3, 2018

purple-lurple-nurple

When an asian gives someone a titie twister, rips the titie off and eats it. The asian then shit its out the next day and surgically puts it back on the person with the missing titie. Four months later, they get a salmon to lick the titie. After that, the person has just gotten a purple-lurple-nurple.

The man was in agonizing pain after he received a purple-lurple-nurple from Bruce Lee.

purple-lurple-nurple by BAW$$ November 30, 2011