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Someone who gets offended easily on the internet, providing "epic lulz" to the people who annoy said lulzcow in the first place, fueling an endless cycle of lulz.
Winston: Hey, did you see that YouTube video of that 12 year old who screamed "I'M NOT A HOMO!"?

Hajji: Yeah dude, he's a total lulzcow. The commenters on his videos are getting exactly what they're aiming for - his rage recorded on the intarwebs, complete with fair use laws to let them download his video and "remix" it, which infuriates him more.
lulzcow by InstantWinston May 16, 2009
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An ass clown. Someone who provides many lulz from their own ridiculousness.
Bill: Did you go to that link I sent you the other day?

Ted: Yeah, that guy was a lulzcow.
lulzcow by kiwigum2 June 20, 2007
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LulzCore 

A genre of music that includes songs that are memes and or are used frequently on /b/.
Hide Yo' Kids, Hide Yo' Wife by Antoine Dodson,
Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, and
Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday
are just a few of the songs within LulzCore.
LulzCore by VoodooWeegee December 9, 2011

Lulzcopter 

By far the fastest copter yet. Completely destroys the roflcopter in everyway. Has the ability to do battle rolls and contains mudflips. It also has two floppy disks. It has the ability to break the speed of waspeses. Surpassed only by the lulzjet.
Tim-"Oh shit it's the lulzjet!!!!"
Bob-"Hurry get to the lulzcopter!!!!!"
Lulzcopter by Lulzpilot May 27, 2009
Strictly means "lulz convention," but more generally can be used to refer to something extremely funny, hilarious, or ridiculous.
Man, that movie was a real lulzcon.
lulzcon by lollzer March 10, 2008

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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