Ludolf is a fag.

Ludolf watches horse porn.

Ludolf watches 6 year old porn.
Ludolf watches gay porn.
Ludolf is a child malester.
Ludolf is addicted to fingering his vagina.
Ludolf has no dick.
Ludolf is not a part of Santa's sleigh team. You have perhaps mistaken him for Rudolf but most people do.
Ludolf's favorite pornstar is Johnny Sins.
Nobody loves Ludolf.
Ludolf loves himself.