Top definition
A fat, self-centered girl with porcine features and the personality of Mel Gibson. Favourite occupations include bitching about other people to make her feel better about herself and stirring up trouble for the sake of it.
Someone disliked even by her own family, who is too enraptured with herself to notice.
Also known as a Reality Troll; Brucy; Bruce-Pig; Him-Bitch;
May be mistaken for an overweight guy in poor light.
Example 1;
Guy 1: Hey, do you think that she's hot enough to sleep with?
Guy 2: Hell no! She's a Lucy Patrick for sure. I'd be too scared that she would try and eat me. And then bitch about me not tasting good.

Example 2;
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Brucy was being so bitchy that some guy actually tried to strangle her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard about that. Her brother was there and just laughed about it afterwards.
Guy 1: That guy is awesome. I don't know how he could be related to a Reality Troll like her.
by MegaSolipsist March 21, 2012
Get the merch
Get the lucy patrick neck gaiter and mug.
Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
via giphy
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Get the merch
Get the dirtpilled neck gaiter and mug.