lonely driver 

A driver who enjoys road racing and is commited to being single. Originally used in the anime "Initial D," shortly after the character Itsuki got dumped by one of his girlfriends and changed his mind about dating.

<Person A> Hey, look at that hot chick across the street, you should ask her out!
<Person B> No thanks, I'm a lonely driver. I'll just drive around tonight.

lonely driver by gs68-2 February 13, 2005

lonely_driver

Fastest driver on ROBLOX. Leader of Powerhouse and 2-0's Cyclones, even real life ones.

"Did you hear about lonely_driver? He drove straight into a tornado and it dissipated."
"Powerhouse forever!"

lonely_driver by neontetra12 August 22, 2021

lonely_driver

Arrogant, self centered, egotistical person who has helped nurture his old, and current teammates, into becoming as insufferable as he is.

"Did you hear how lonely_driver lost a race recently?
"Really?"
"Yeah, but he and his fellow biased Admins deemed the race a victory for him because they couldn't let their legendary team (which 99% of them are members of) take a loss against someone who hasn't craked their car, letting his already inflated ego become even larger."
"Afterwards he proceeded to spam POWERHOUSE #1"
"Wow, he and his teammates sound like huge dicks."
"They are.."

lonely_driver by deeznutsbitch!!!! August 29, 2021

Lonely Diver 

To stick ones thumb/finger up their asshole for pure enjoyment, but to do it alone.

Guy 1: Man, work went by so slow today, i had to go on break and give myself a lonely diver to pass the time.

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross shit man.

Guy 1: I know!

Lonely Diver by Loren Brocker August 14, 2006