lolz truck

When something is REALLY funny, it's a truckload full of lolz. Only used over text/internet talk

Bro #1 Text- "D00d, I banged her last night and I had the worst shit ass ever, no way she couldn't of smelled it."

Bro #2 Text- "LOLZ TRUCK!"

lolz truck by lifetakersheartbreakers February 23, 2010

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Loltruck

An 18-wheeler that totals '95 Sentras that have at least $2,000 worth of mods installed.

"Yo man.. Ian got hit by a truck."

"The loltruck?"

"Yeah, he was lucky it wasn't carrying any lols or he might have been seriously injured."

Loltruck by theStevieC February 1, 2009

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Loltruck Defence

The act of recreating walls immediately after they are destroyed in the Warcraft III custom map: Farmer's Revolt, in order to prevent the hunter from getting to you and slaughtering you.

Hunter is come! Quick Loltruck Defence or we are die!

Loltruck Defence by Loltruck January 13, 2008

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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