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The urine that flows uncontrollably from your bladder when you are laughing very, very hard. Usually only a very small amount, but it never fails to be enough to create a noticeable stain upon your trousers.
*guy is surfing myspace for funny bumber stickers, finds one*
"Nigga stole my Yoshi!"
*penis excretes lolpiss as he rofl's*
lolpiss by pan negro February 24, 2010

Lilpisserman 

a tiktok user who kindly posts goodmorning and Goodnight posts as well as calls their mutuals pissers.
Synonym: captain piss piss
Hey Bo, did you see lilpisserman's new post yet?

lilpisserman 

A really cool person! (And my mutual, heh...)
"Have you heard of lilpisserman?"
"Yeah, I have dude, and they are SO rad!"

lolissimus 

adj and noun;

1. Used generally as a substitute for, "That's funny!" Lolissimus is often employed when one is taking pleasure in the great misfortune of others. Derives from the superlative degree form of the Latin lolus, meaning, "mirthful, gay."
Marcus Atonius: OMG! Caesar was just murdered in the Senate!

Brutus: Lolissimus!
lolissimus by Marcus_Tullius November 26, 2010
Captioned pictures that are sometimes called macros.
They consist of a normal or photo shopped image that has been paired with a random phrase that is usually silly, spelled wrong and uses incorrect sentence structure.
A photo of a cat making a funny face with the caption, "I can has cheezburger?" photo shopped into the image is one of the original lolpics.
lolpics by Scattack December 11, 2007
A place where they have the funniest pics EVR, but the comments are spammed by teens who wanna get fucked and chat like they have no god damn life. Theyre comms not chat rooms.
Pic:

Person: Goddamn it, be quiet cop!
Cop: Bitch you have no tomatoes!

Comment Board:
BeiberHair: Chat?
Wannabegirl: DROOOOOOOOOL
Beiberhair: I am gay.
Wannabegirl: DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL.
Me: Shut the hell up, I dont wanna hear that shit.
Wannabegirl: Be quiet!
Beiberhair: I flip my hair, i flip my hair!
Wannabegirl: DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL.
Me: This is LolPics, not a dating site.
LolPics by Jaibow August 2, 2011

lolpussies

They are not funny photos of small cats, not of young cats, are crazy hot funny pussies photos, the last mode in spain.
crazyhotfunnylolpussies for all.
lolpussies by AndreasColor November 20, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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