The urine that flows uncontrollably from your bladder when you are laughing very, very hard. Usually only a very small amount, but it never fails to be enough to create a noticeable stain upon your trousers.
*guy is surfing myspace for funny bumber stickers, finds one*
"Nigga stole my Yoshi!"
*penis excretes lolpiss as he rofl's*
1. Used generally as a substitute for, "That's funny!" Lolissimus is often employed when one is taking pleasure in the great misfortune of others. Derives from the superlative degree form of the Latin lolus, meaning, "mirthful, gay."
Marcus Atonius: OMG! Caesar was just murdered in the Senate!
Captioned pictures that are sometimes called macros.
They consist of a normal or photo shopped image that has been paired with a random phrase that is usually silly, spelled wrong and uses incorrect sentence structure.
A photo of a cat making a funny face with the caption, "I can has cheezburger?" photo shopped into the image is one of the original lolpics.
A place where they have the funniest pics EVR, but the comments are spammed by teens who wannaget fucked and chat like they have no god damn life. Theyre comms not chat rooms.
Pic:
Person: Goddamn it, be quiet cop!
Cop: Bitch you have no tomatoes!
Comment Board:
BeiberHair: Chat?
Wannabegirl: DROOOOOOOOOL
Beiberhair: I am gay.
Wannabegirl: DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL.
Me: Shut the hell up, I dont wanna hear that shit.
Wannabegirl: Be quiet!
Beiberhair: I flip my hair, i flip my hair!
Wannabegirl: DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL.
Me: This is LolPics, not a dating site.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.