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lolpie
Pies made of lol. Blueberry, strawberry, and apple pies are obsolete. Lolpies are the best pies ever.
COOKING INSTRUCTIONS:
1) Acquire some lol. Dane Cook will NOT help you lol, but Jeff Dunham or SNL might do.
2) Put lol in a pie pan.
3) Cook at 1337º Fahrenheit
4) Eat yer lolpie and lol all night long.
And for you internet speakers,
liek u hve 2 put teh lolpye in teh uven and ten it heetz up nd u cn eet ur lolpyez!!!!!
COOKING INSTRUCTIONS:
1) Acquire some lol. Dane Cook will NOT help you lol, but Jeff Dunham or SNL might do.
2) Put lol in a pie pan.
3) Cook at 1337º Fahrenheit
4) Eat yer lolpie and lol all night long.
And for you internet speakers,
liek u hve 2 put teh lolpye in teh uven and ten it heetz up nd u cn eet ur lolpyez!!!!!
lolpie by NicoIsRussianLol May 5, 2008
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Lolsiepoop
Liv: omg did u here what happened
Phoebe: ikr it’s was so awkward
Liv: Lolsiepoop
Phoebe: Lolsiepoop
Liv: why did the chicken cross the road
Phoebe idk why
Liv: to get to the other side
Phoebe: Lolsiepoop
Phoebe: ikr it’s was so awkward
Liv: Lolsiepoop
Phoebe: Lolsiepoop
Liv: why did the chicken cross the road
Phoebe idk why
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Phoebe: Lolsiepoop
Lolsiepoop by Lolsiepoop November 12, 2020
lolsies
lolsies is a swell abbrevation for the average boring "LOL" response. If this swell abbrevation is used it means that it is even more funnier than just the average "LOL".
lolsies by lol_victoria26 October 30, 2016
lolpenis
A word that has been passed down through the generations. This is a term of mockery but can also be used in times of humour and fun. Many people have taken to use it on internet forums when they feel the discussion is becoming too heated and some much needed humour needs to be injected into the conversation. Suspected to be derived from the Latin Lolpenare; Lolpeno: 1st conj. verb. "To astound; I astound" but it's origins are uncertain.
"No! I do not believe that abortion is simply a political issue as it effects people on a deeply personal level. It is not as un-complex an issue as to be able to say "Abortion: Good or bad?" as there are many different items to consider:
What is the nature of the pregnancy? Was the woman raped or was intercourse by consent. Is the woman of sound mind? Will she be able to finance this baby?"
Response: "Lolpenis"
What is the nature of the pregnancy? Was the woman raped or was intercourse by consent. Is the woman of sound mind? Will she be able to finance this baby?"
Response: "Lolpenis"
LOLdiet
LOLdiet by Nooperz & Forsera January 27, 2010
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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