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Laughing My Ass Off And Pooping. Used as an online acronym when something is so funny, it makes you laugh so hard it forces the dooky out of you. Similar to how tickling some one can make the victim have to pee.
"Wow! I can't believe he tripped on a banana peel! LMAOAP!"
lmaoap by Dark Arsonist December 27, 2004
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lmaoarotfbnq 

Laughing my ass off, almost rolling on the floor, but not quite

Used in situations where you feel like your ass will fall off but your still sitting in your chair, about to start rolling on the floor
Example 1

Person #1 "Hahaha is that a guy or a girl?!"

Person #2 "LMAOAROTFBNQ! I don't know!!"

Example 2

Person #1 "OMG it's Mr Potato Head!"

Person #2 "ahahah I'm lmaoarotfbnq!"
lmaoarotfbnq by jman96 April 25, 2011
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a thing tiktok girls use when "laughing" (or summoning demons idk)
girl 1: kermit the frog lol
girl 2: LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMLMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA thats so funny.

LMAOACTWLWGAA 

It’s an abbreviation that stands for:
Laughing My Ass Off Alabama Cause They Won’t Let Women Get An Abortion
Jeremy*textin*:says something funny

Karen*textin back cause she doesn’t ghost her friends: LMAOACTWLWGAA that was so funny!

Jeremy:what?

Karen: wdym what Jeremy? ARE YOU PRO LIFE??

LMAOATWTTB

Acronym for "Laugh my ass off all the way to the bank".
Used when something is cruel, funny and extremely profitable.
Head of Enron: Hey, I fucked over thousands of Enron employees with various fraud and I'm still a rich bastard.
Guy: LMAO
Head of Enron: Yeah, LMAOATWTTB.
LMAOATWTTB by Josh_The_Misanthrope December 28, 2005

lmaopper 

sup3r l337 phrase combining grasshopper and lmao to create a monstrosity evil enough to weaken even the heartiest of warriors in any forum but the one you post in.
lmaopper, i nearly soiled my trousers when i noticed your lack of breasts.

Lmaoaoaoao 

A term used for excessive laughing. Often used as a similie to “lml.”
Omg! Lmaoaoaoao you’re so funny !
Lmaoaoaoao by smartbook August 22, 2018
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
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2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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